{"id":7838,"date":"2011-12-20T23:56:25","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T04:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/contraluz.co\/?p=7838"},"modified":"2011-12-20T23:56:25","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T04:56:25","slug":"las-21-frases-del-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/?p=7838","title":{"rendered":"Las 21 frases del 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.-<\/strong> “La vida est\u00e1 en constante movimiento” (Parkinson)<\/strong>
\n2.-<\/strong> “No hay nada tan importante que no podamos olvidarlo” (Alzheimer)<\/strong>
\n3.-<\/strong> “Mi vida est\u00e1 llena de aspiraciones” (Un asm\u00e1tico<\/strong>)
\n4.-<\/strong> “El d\u00eda que nosotros gobernemos, todos temblar\u00e1n” (Los epil\u00e9pticos<\/strong>)
\n5.-<\/strong> “Vayamos al grano” (Un dermat\u00f3logo<\/strong>)
\n6.-<\/strong> “No a la donaci\u00f3n de \u00f3rganos” (Yamaha Instruments<\/strong>)
\n7.-<\/strong> “Mi esposa tiene un gran f\u00edsico” (Albert Einsten<\/strong>)
\n8.-<\/strong> “Yo empec\u00e9 comi\u00e9ndome las u\u00f1as” (Venus de Milo<\/strong>)
\n9.-<\/strong> “Nunca pude estudiar Derecho” (El jorobado de Notre Dame<\/strong>)
\n10.-<\/strong> “Siempre quise ser el primero” (Juan Pablo II<\/strong>)
\n11.-<\/strong> “Creo en la reencarnaci\u00f3n” (La u\u00f1a<\/strong>)
\n12.-<\/strong> “Me gusta la humanidad” (Un can\u00edbal<\/strong>)
\n13.-<\/strong> “Estoy rodeado de animales” (No\u00e9)<\/strong>
\n14.- <\/strong>“Eres la \u00fanica mujer en mi vida” (Ad\u00e1n<\/strong>)
\n15.-<\/strong> “Estoy en cinta” (SCOTCH<\/strong>)
\n16.-<\/strong> “Mi novia es una perra” (Pluto)<\/strong>
\n17.-<\/strong> “Nosotras apoyamos la liberaci\u00f3n femenina” (C\u00e1rcel de mujeres<\/strong>)
\n18.-<\/strong> “\u00a1Me encanta ir a la escuela!” (Un piojo<\/strong>)
\n19.-<\/strong> “\u00a1Estoy hecha una vaca!” (Un toro gay<\/strong>)
\n20.-<\/strong> “Es mejor dar que recibir” (Un boxeador<\/strong>)
\n21.-<\/strong>\u00a0 “Oprimir\u00e9 a los grandes, ayudar\u00e9 y levantar\u00e9 a los ca\u00eddos” (El corpi\u00f1o<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

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1.- “La vida est\u00e1 en constante movimiento” (Parkinson) 2.- “No hay nada tan importante que no podamos olvidarlo” (Alzheimer) 3.- “Mi vida est\u00e1 llena de aspiraciones” (Un asm\u00e1tico) 4.- “El d\u00eda que nosotros gobernemos, todos temblar\u00e1n” (Los epil\u00e9pticos) 5.- “Vayamos al grano” (Un dermat\u00f3logo) 6.- “No a la donaci\u00f3n de \u00f3rganos” (Yamaha Instruments) 7.- “Mi …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-destacado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/contraluzcucuta.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}